Robert Baratheon writes fanfic about his own life.
AU where Lyanna doesn’t die and we live happily ever after, a 100-chapter epic love story. (Rated Awwww for all the sunshine, puppies and rainbow awesomeness)
Stannis Baratheon writes fanfic about his own life.
Gen fic where people confuse me with the Young Dragon, they actually think I would ever write about myself. I am not Daeron with his vainglorious book about conquering Dorne. /grinds teeth (This fic is not yet rated)
Davos Seaworth writes fanfic about his own life
AU where I am a better knight, a better Hand of the King, a better husband, a better father, and a better man all around who does not disappoint so many people in his life. (Rated R for regrets)
Justin Massey writes fanfic about his own life.
Future fic where the Massey’s ancestral land is restored to us. Or some other land, I’m not that picky. (Rated G)
Future fic where King Stannis sits on the Iron Throne and appoints me Hand of the King. (Rated T)
AU where your truly, and not Richard-I-only-love-killing-Horpe, replace Davos as Stannis’ closest adviser after his departure for White Harbor. (Rated M for violence – Horpe meets a grisly end. Spoiler alert!)
AU where Alysane Mormont and Stannis Baratheon do not play spoilsport (honestly guys!!) and my plan to marry Asha Greyjoy goes off without a hitch. (Rated E for explicit sex scenes)
AU where Melisandre marches with us to Winterfell and WE DO NOT FREAKING DIE. (Rated M for violence)